Joke. By Tim K
An old veteran walked into a grocery store and the cashier said “Sir you barrack door is open.” He paid no attention to her because he didn’t know what she was talking about. He started shopping and in this one aisle he saw a man stocking the shelves. He told the man what the cashier said and asked the man what she meant. He told him that his fly was open. After shopping he went back to the same cashier and said mam you told me my barracks door was open. While you were looking did you see a marine standing at attention, saluting. No sir she said i saw an old retired veteran lying on two sea bags.
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